you are rude, but funny.

carry on.

as you may have heard, yesterday we all almost died. if i think about it for more than five seconds, i get pretty freaked out. i don’t know how we are alive.

lars had a good picture of the wreckage here.

despite this, someone is ddossing me anyway.

stop it.

get that shit here for as little as a dollar: http://dglp.digitalgangster.com

this is how it works:
any amount of money you think us idiots deserve will get you a copy of the album in 192kbps mp3 format.
for $10+, you can have the high quality .wav files to download and burn yourself.
for $15+, you can have all the above plus you will get the actual physical cd when it is finished being pressed.
for $30+, you will get an awesome shirt to go with your cd and download. be sure to email dglp@digitalgangster.com with your size after ordering.
for $50+, you will get three awesome shirts with your cd and digital download.
for $100+, you win all of mc lars and ytcracker’s commercial catalog on cd and 1gb usb key, as well as digital download.
for $1200+, depending on availability, we will come to your house, hand deliver your goods, and perform the lp for you and yours.

we love our fans! thanks for everything!

j/k, best nerdcore tour of 2008 for months that end in “ber.”

i’m excited, scared, high, exhausted, and vagina.

here is my canned message on every blog/message in my universe atm:

thanks to my php and curl skillz at http://tourposter.digitalgangster.com - all of the tour dates thus far have been posted on our facebook group page and my personal fan page at www.facebook.com/ytcracker as well as my myspace www.myspace.com/ytcrackerisking now.

PLEASE DO NOT FRET if you don’t see something in your area - dates are STILL coming in and getting confirmed so i will be adding those as they come up.

hack the planet 2k8 to infinity!

- ytcracker