1. they are mainly stupid, common sense observations that have been ghostwritten by captain obvious.

2. one or two of the items on the list are just meant to be trollbait for fanboys or detractors of the subject in question.

3. people that write them are fat losers with no life.

4. people that write them are skinny dorks with no life.

5. they always leave out something incredibly important so that a million comments pour in reminding the author how stupid they are for forgetting x or y in any list regarding z.

6. they always try to have at least one funny item on the list, but sadly no one is laughing except for the author.

7. in a variation of godwin’s law, every top list must contain at least one tangential reference to linux, no matter what the subject matter of the top list is.

8. the entries are riddled with adsense advertisements and banners for shit that no one on digg would ever click anyway, because users of digg are savvy enough to understand that clicking ads on the internet is retarded.

9. every week, a list from the week before is regurgitated on someone else’s stupid blog (save a few minor changes, to make you believe that the author is a certified genius for his new insight) and dugg to the top, perpetuating duplicate content on the internet and wasting google’s precious caching space.

10. everyone with a blog is an armchair philosopher and thinks they are the second coming of plato, so they wrongly believe that their “groundbreaking” life-lessons top lists are the best things to have ever graced the internet.

11. it is trendy and edgy to end a list on a number other than five or ten because this is web 2.0 and the world is oblong and polymorphic.

i fucked up a couple times mixing but who gives a shit they were minor i am the man and was fucked up on oxy thats how it goes

01 - calvin - acceptable in the 80s
02 - led zeppelin - babe i’m gonna leave you
03 - the beatles - drive my car
04 - hard-fi - living for the weekend
05 - prodigy - smack my bitch up
06 - nancy sinatra - i shot you down
07 - red hot chili peppers - waiting for
08 - simon and garfunkel - the sound of silence
09 - cypress hill - insane in the membrane
10 - metallica - enter sandman
11 - sway - hold em high
12 - u2 - new year’s day
13 - rhianna - umbrella
14 - 50 cent and jt - ayo technology

download here:
http://www.ytcracker.com/music/demos/tcoho/

because of this shitty fucking 9 hour experience i had with unlocking an iphone, i will share with you the secret to foregoing the headaches i endured during my unlock and jailbreak procedure.

i’m not going to put pictures up because i’m sadistic and hate you.

1. take a shitload of oxycodone, maybe drink like 9 or 10 coronas. mellow the fuck out.
2a. download itunes 7.4, but don’t open it just yet.
2b. download all of the files i have in this directory.
2c. unzip anything that needs unzipping and mount the iNdependence dmg i graced you with.
3. dock your iphone to your stupid macbook.
4. hold in the power button on the top of the iphone and the home key on the iphone simultaneously until you see the apple warning triangle that says “connect this stupid piece of shit to itunes”.
5. start itunes.
6. itunes will update your iphone just hit done, next next, sure, whatever, nis.
7. after your iphone is rebooted and itunes detected it, your iphone will be at the activation screen.
8. quit itunes completely.
9. open up the activity monitor in your applications/utilities directory.
10. search for itunes and kill the itunes helper. zap that shit motherfucker.
11. run iNdependence from inside the mounted image.
12. click the activate phone button and wait until it does its thing and the iphone boots up again.
13. a dialog will come up telling you what a pimp you are - click ok here.
14. click the jailbreak button along the top of the application.
15. perform the jailbreak on the iphone.
16. the iphone will reboot after you follow directions and the phone will be jailbrokenized.
17. click the ssh button at the top of the application.
18. click the install the ssh/sftp blahbiddyblah button.
19. follow the instructions that iNdependence tells you and ssh will be installed on the app. the root password is “dottie”.
20. when the iphone returns from its reboot, go to the settings/network on the iphone and connect to your wireless network. get the ip address of your iphone.
21. connect to your iphone using cyberduck - select the protocol as sftp, hostname would be the ip address of ye phone, login: root, password: dottie
22. copy the lockdownd file you unzipped from my files into /usr/libexec/ - you will overwrite the existing file with the one i gave you.
23. copy the unlock.app into the /applications directory on the iphone.
24. turn off the iphone. stick a paperclip or safety pin into the little hole on the top and press down to eject the SIM card.
25. put in your other SIM card and turn the phone on.
26. click the unlock icon on your iphone desktop and hit the start button.
27. pop some more oxy, smoke some purp, sip some lean for 20 mins - your iphone will be unlocked.

change your fucking root password through iNdependence so no one hax you.

fucking iphone man what a bitch.
plus i had this fucking madhouse going on at my crib but that’s another story all together. i hate my life.

hi, i’m :blogging: for no raisin.

it baffles me how people like lance armstrong and michael jordan could be so far ahead of any of their peers, past and present. for memories sake, i was watching youtube videos of michael jordan just hooping on everyone and i still can’t believe it. he was so good at every aspect of the game it would not be fair to consider him any less than a deity among man.

i’ve stated three million times how much i suck at sports, but i enjoy watching a lot of football (the american version, you nancies), hockey, and the occasional basketball game. the raw, unbridled talent that michael possessed was just unreal. i love john elway, and he was a great quarterback, but to say that he was a totally unique and unbeatable player wouldn’t be a correct statement.

i’m kind of tired, so i’m drawing blanks, but if any of you can think of other undisputed artists in their craft, yodel at comments for more info. ahoy at your boy!

if you’re a mac owner and you haven’t installed macports, then you are a giant fag. i forgot to blog about this but now i remembered, because i’m doing hax, so lucky you.

click here for macports - after it is installed, reboot ye box and then run sudo port -d selfupdate in ye terminal window. this will initiate rsync hax to insure that your nis is large and awesome and current.

then type sudo port install ettercap-ng and spy on people in boulder when you are connected to their wireless routers.