performing at nerdcore night 2 for kicks.

today is also my birthday.

the only time i’ve ever been to craigslist was when i clicked on some outrageous tranny hooker linked from a forum or someone selling something equally hilarious, which would also have been linked from a forum.

in a nutshell, pretty much the only thing i know about craigslist is that it is a place for hookers and penis pumps, sort of like a red light district ebay.

p.s. for more info, please see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_job. it has happened to me over 9000 times.
also, if someone could please link me to the posts where i’m supposedly doing this, i’d appreciate it.

One day as the Little Red Hen was scratching in a field, she found a grain of wheat.
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i met some new friends today on the internets. i turned them over to nerdcore, because that’s how the internet gets down.

here’s my shameless plug on spiketv:

shitty cap of my mtv appearance:

subscribe to my youtube channel if you haven’t already - watch me cover your favorite hits on my guitar!

“fuck a diploma, i’m smothered in the dro aroma
still on probation if i piss then i’m a goner”
- lil keke, “i’m a g”

those who know me know i don’t smoke weed anymore because i’m boring like that - sorry. those bars are just sick.

i’ve been working on a million collabs, most notably a track off of mc lars upcoming album, a conglomerative release as scrub club, and one i have yet to finish with gosh one.

logged into virb and facebook for the first time in a million years, but not my music myspace - i haven’t touched it in a while.

google it if you give a shit - it mainly focuses on my talented contemporaries. the audio slideshow refers to me as a “major star,” so my brand is slowly becoming the truth.

i’m just chilling at my crib right now - it rained so it smells nice.

i think something will be airing on game head on spike tv this week, but i don’t know when.

i’m eagerly awaiting whether or not these guys are going to do this thing with me, and if they do i’ll make an announcement, but it will mean a lot to me if they do, because yes.

also, if you guys want me to hit you back in a comment, leave your email or some kind of contact info so i can get back to you. peaz.